Allegedly a strip club has contacted Tiger Woods about a 1 million dollar endorsement deal. Since the scandal broke about Tigers apparent lovers, the professional golfer continues to lose his endorsers. So a strip club in NYC has since taken a special interest in Tiger considering all his experience with exotic dancers. The club would like Tiger to not only endorse their club, but also become their new Human Resources Director.
The letter he received says:
“Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,
As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements.
As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.
As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the ‘Tiger Woods Room.’ We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.
We look forward to your response.”
I am guessing that Tiger is not all too happy after receiving a letter such as the one above from a strip club. In addition I think that it was a gutsy move on behalf of the strip club and they should at least have the common knowledge that his publicist would never allow something like that.
Just plain funny…..
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